My Mom Parents Your Child At The Restaurant Official Page

My Mom Parents Your Child At The Restaurant
Official Page

My Mom Parents Your Child At The Restaurant is a children's book by W.L. Swarts and illustrator Captain Squidface, the first children's book published by Enlighten Someone Daily Productions!
This book follows My Mom as she teaches a neglected boy at a restaurant proper behavior when in that setting.
Filled with beautiful artwork and timeless lessons, My Mom Parents Your Child At The Restaurant is an invaluable guide in these benighted times.

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Are you still reading this? I suppose you want technical specs for My Mom Parents Your Child At The Restaurant.
Here they are:
Title: My Mom Parents Your Child At The Restaurant
Author: W.L. Swarts
Illustrator: Captain Squidface
Publisher: Enlighten Someone Daily Productions
Copyright: 2023 - both text and art. May not be reproduced without permission.
ISBN: 979-8-9880961-1-5
Number Of Pages: 41 (+ usual added pages and cover)
Book size: 8" x 8"
Weight: Seriously?! What, are you thinking of taking it on a space shuttle and every ounce counts?!
Price: $15
Social Media: Goodreads

Answers To Common Questions:

Who is Captain Squidface? Captain Squidface is the illustrator for My Mom Parents Your Child At The Restaurant and she did an amazing job. More information on her is in the book, find it there, please.

Why isn't My Mom Parents Your Child At The Restaurant orderable through [insert name of multi-billion dollar online or chain bookseller]? They don't even know we exist! We're a small press and we do not have a distribution deal currently with any of the big companies. Please order directly from us or one of our awesome distributors listed above. We value your purchases in a way "they" do not.

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I do not live in the U.S. and I would like to order books from Enlighten Someone Daily Productions; How may I do that? We're making a pull-down widget for that! We're not the Big Guys; shipping costs are out of our control. Those costs are crazy high to destinations outside the U.S. We'd love for people to buy and share My Mom Parents Your Child At The Restaurant wherever there are children who need to learn how to behave in a restaurant... there are International Priority Shipping boxes that will allow us to ship many copies of the book internationally. At this point, we are taking such orders manually. Please message us directly.